If I met my genderbent self it’d probably go like
I couldn’t figure out whether I wanted to draw elves or pirates more so I did both.
K.K Slider would like to play you a song
THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE
Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea
congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+
I’m gonna make me some christmas goodies.
Then re watch Breaking Bad and uncontrollably sob.
this a real human heart after heartbreak. so sad :(
that is a pomegranate.
no this is a human heart after heartbreak can’t you read
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
actually a teenage girl
a teenage girl who ran off with a married man
I CANNOT BREATHE ANYMORE
When someone on the internet is wrong
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".